By Latika M
"So, you're a Fijian with a NZ passport?"
"No. Actually, I'm a Kiwi," she murmured softly - throat
parched from caffeine induced anxiety.
"I went to Fiji once," he looked away into the
distance, pupils dilating.
She followed his gaze out the window and saw what had
attracted his attention; a leggy blonde in 6 inch stilettos, with a perky rump.
"They eat too much breadfruit in Fiji. Boiled and bland
with a side of fish in coconut milk. I was sick from it by the end of our
holiday."
Lowering his glasses he glared at her, as though she were
responsible for his dining woes. She couldn't help but notice how his chin
wobbled or how he clasped his pasty fingers, reminding her of cartoon villains.
She thought it unusual that a bald man
could have such copious amounts of hair - tiny little sharp needle-like silvery
spikes sprouting from his skull in a scruffy mess.
"I went to Fiji with my family for the first time a few
years back, just before starting uni. My aunt
made us deep fried breadfruit chips and we ate a big bowl of it with
spicy tinned mackerel curry. It was delicious."
Immediately she regretted her over-firm delivery. After
attending several of these interviews, she knew to always remain calm, meek,
non-threatening and without an iota of personality. It was crucial to stay
inside the box, think grey thoughts and blend in with the dull space of any
office she walked into.
Narrowing his eyes, he sighed and checked his watch, "So
you are absolutely certain you are allowed to work in Australia?"
"Yes, I'm classified as an Australian permanent
resident. I am a citizen of NZ - I was born there. Would you like to see my
passport?"
"No, no," his turkey-like chin wobbled again,
"We have a few more interviews to get through, my assistant will be in
touch if you are successful."
Before she could respond, he stood up, towering above her.
And so she reluctantly stood up too. He gestured towards the door. She nodded,
smiled politely and walked out of his office with her head bowed. Her overzealous defence of breadfruits might have cost her
the job.